Why do none of the Fruit of the Loom characters ___-colored clothing?

DON LEMON

Think of a CNN anchor whose first name sounds like something you might put on, and whose last name is a citrus fruit.

This clue plays on the fact that the Fruit of the Loom mascot characters (like grapes, apples, and leaves) are always shown in bright, solid colors—never wearing "don lemon," a pun on "donning lemon" (wearing lemon-colored clothes). The answer also nods to CNN anchor Don Lemon, adding a layer of wordplay by treating his name as a color description. The humor comes from the absurd idea of fruit-themed characters avoiding a very specific "shade" tied to a real person’s name.